Let me explain you about oral lung
the article just got better as i kept on reading
a pOTATO OMG
this has to be a joke…what. hahaha
Raw potato
Mark eats a raw potato to take himself out of the mood after reading this article
help, i can’t stop laughing
the chicken one was fucking hilarious.
i wish he actually said these
I can still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off
when people ask me if i know about a thing i’m actually a huge fan of
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
the amount of piercings, size of gauges, or liberal arts degree can be observed in order to determine the alpha, or dominant male, among starbucks baristas
Stockton
I love that my school allows incoming students to join a page and all get to know each other before school starts. That includes finding your own room mates and making friends with each other!
But It feels more like a weird dating site than anything. I’ve only found one cool guy I might actually be good friends with later on. All these other dudes are weirding me out.
How is it that people aren’t able to be interesting at this point in their lives when they can find new friends and make lasting impressions. Everyone has something AWESOME to say and that’s what I really want.
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
The hilarious double standard “Mexicans are lazy, and too stupid/can’t be bothered to learn English” and “Mexicans are taking all our jobs”. So, you’re saying that you lost your job to a lazy person who doesn’t speak English, how bad at your job were you?
OH SNAP!
HAHAH
YOOOOO
Waiting in line is half the experience of going to Walmart for one goddamm item.
About
I'm Mark, I'm currently 18 years old and I love my girlfriend so so much :) Emily! She's the greatest. I enjoy art and graffiti and I have a neurological condition called Misophonia. You will probably see me posting about it a lot. It's basically extreme sensitivity to sound.
