one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
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[Image description: Background is an 8 piece pie style color split with purple and light purple alternating. Foreground is a picture of a meerkat.
Top text reads: A man walks into a bar
Bottom text reads: JK he doesn’t because they’re all eating popcorn
End description.]
Somebody threw out an important bill
LOL at my family digging through the garbage
I love it when I’m referred to as ‘his girl’, or ‘my girl’. It’s security and also submissive. I’m all yours. X
I don’t normally post this kind of stuff here, but this is pretty funny. My results:
Love Broken But… and just as I looked away, I saw Nice.
(Didn’t even notice that “love” is actually “lovely.”)
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Beautiful, funny, pretty.
The universe is conspiring against my attempts at manliness. Unfair.
Lovely, funny, whore.
Yep, that about says it.
Whore. Tuba. Fun.
I’m a funny, pretty whore!!
Funny, whore, broken? What is this tom foolery?
