May 2013
Before you think I am trouble when I am walked in let me explain you a thing.
forever-classyx:
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
“The neighbors that live behind us they are Jamaican me crazy…. Get it”
– My brother failed at the joke about the Jamaican people who live behind us (via princesskasiefabulous)
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
scribblenauts:
when people say that they read a book before it became popular by becoming a movie
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
i shit you not
you feel me
no but get this
i’m just sayin
let me explain you a thing
and yeah
curseofthecatpeople:
some guy messaged me on facebook like “i just wanted to say you are absolutely stunning:)” and when i didn’t answer he sent “or not lol”
did u know that if you don’t respond to guys hitting on u, u get uglier?
bonerdrag:
the selfie of dorian gray
cosmo sex tip #1925
enriquesmole:
call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
thechamberofsecrets:
people who say hot cocoa instead of hot chocolate make me uncomfortable
Watchaskandyoushallfeel:
potties:
that was a lil unnecessary
holy shit
Watchvideohall:
Well trained dog struggles retrieving his Frisbee without breaking the rules
> Genuinely felt a little tickle of pride when he managed to get it at the end.
“If I can get one big dog reach riiiiight….here, I can get it”
